Luke - I'm soo cold.
Mom - Why are you wearing shorts?
Luke - So I can kick better. We play this game and its harder to do it with pants
Mom- Ah Luke, thats my cute boy, wearing shorts cause he loves sports. (HUG)
Mom - Whats the game called?
Luke - It doesn't have a name. There are two sides and one side kicks it as hard as they can and then the other side kicks it.
Mom - Ok sounds like fun
Luke - I'm like the best kicker. Eduardo is the second best kicker.
Thats my boy. Napoleon Dynamite doesn't have anything on him. I hope he stays like this always.