Monday, October 25, 2010

Funny as crap stuff



When I was home, my mom had me go through all my old papers and art work and stuff. My sisters had done it this summer too and boy was it funny.

Here is what I learned...

I was a weird kid who maybe should have been a beautician?

Please enjoy my picture at 5 years old, obviously a self portrait, come on people, can't you see it? Oh, I'm laughing to hard about how odd these are. Lucky for my sister Linds, I shipped them off to her in a package today when she needed me to send to something. They better get framed! Courtney, if you are sad and want some too, I will draw some more with your book. I promise they will be beautiful!



If you can't read this, it says "Dear Dad and Mom, This is me, I Love you!. P.S. But tanner."

So so very odd. At least when my kids do strange crap I know where they all got it from. Now who can I blame this on? Maybe saw my mom put on makeup one too many times? Makeup was the source of many fights in my tween years.



ET. My kids don't even know who ET is> Just reminding me where my roots are at. Word up.



Okay, here is something I read on FB that made me laugh. Starting to question my own sense of humor. Shout out to Kira who thinks like I do. Or maybe we are both violent?
Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except a punch in the face, but we can raise awareness!!!



Seriously? Seriously? Is this soo 80s? or is it Michael Jackson who I also adored? Hmmm...either way I'm totally digging that computer paper. See that wink? That is for you.
I saved the best for last. In honor of Halloween, here is a picture of Lindsey and I going to school as two book characters? Do you know who we are? Maybe this explains my messed up view of makeup? Just kidding, that is what Viola Swamp is supposed to look like, and of course Lindsey is Miss Nelson. The fact that it has me looking hilarious is just a bonus! Sweet hair!

What this picture also shows is that I ha ve a funny mom. But we already knew that.

If you have not read this book, or any of the Miss Nelson books, put it on your Christmas list. I especially like the football one too. But basically this really nice teacher has horrible students so goes missing and instead Viola Swamp takes her place and whips them into shape.

13 comments:

Arianne said...

I don't even know who Viola Swamp is, but that sure looks funny!

Beth said...

THESE ARE AWESOME!!!!!

Renee said...

OMG that is too funny! Love that picture of you and Lindsay. What book is that? I think I have some pictures that I drew on computer paper too. Crazy!

embot said...

Tell me those medals are because you won the costume contest! This is the best post ever.

jana said...

I am still laughing at the Halloween pic - you guys look awesome and I have never even read the books. Love it!

tphillips said...

Ok those pics are awesome! Love it!

Amberli said...

ok, so the drawings were funny - but that picture is straight up hilarious! for real, you are the funniest person ever! thanks for sharing!

the happy thomas family said...

oh my ... i SO love the miss nelson series. and that picture is priceless.

Darek and Amberli said...

Darek: Oh man that book was AWESOOME, I totally forgot about that! I remember my Kindergarten teach reading it and kinda being scared by the story (I was 5 sheesh!)

Tanya said...

lol...I love...but tanner...a girl after my own heart...too funny!!!

Lindsey said...

I am SO HAPPY to be the proud owner of these beautiful drawings for you!! Thanks for everything!!

Courtney said...

Seriously, I was dying laughing. I don't think I could stop laughing. Carl didn't even realize that was you b/c of all the makeup. That is hilarious that you went to school like that. I seriously want to make that picture my screen saver. Thank you so much for sharing. That did brighten my day.

Nancy Jo said...

heheheh.... priceless picture! Still makes me laugh.