I thinking I'm going to start lying about Paisley's age.
See the younger she is, the better I look. Think she'll pass for two hours? I think I could've maybe given birth to an 11 pounder on my fourth? Right?
I'm actually thinking this is a really smart idea. Cause operation 'let's get skinny' ain't going so well when I gorged on breadsticks and alfredo dipping sauce at Olive Garden (happy early birthday girls!) and just discovered Nutella on graham crackers. No amount of running is going to burn this off.
So that is why Paisley is now two days old.
I have a gun and will shoot anyone who leaves a comment that isn't just telling me what I genius idea this is. Seriously, okay, so its a nerf gun but it will still get you. I'm totally not joking.