Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I hate you stupid banana nut bread


I hate you stupid banana bread. My mom makes you so good and you do stupid things with me. like fall in the middle after misleading me that you were done and then have three inches of goo. all i wanted was to bring you to my new neighbors. and my kids helped make you, why make a fool of me bananananana bread? you dirtied all my dishes and made me wait an hour for pure disappointment. Why cannot I make you? you are crispy on the outside and gooey unedibliness in the middle. we are done banana stupid bread. You have now joined the garbage can along with no bake cookies, sunday roast and anything with yeast. i spew on you

3 comments:

Amber said...

Ha. You are so funny. I have a super easy banana bread recipe that is really good. I'll email it to you if you want it. Let me know.

G. Sterling said...

haha, "why cannot i make you". married to an english major and speaking like that, i'm sure all the bananarama bread wanted was to hear proper english. :) jk

Boss Lady said...

ahahha, oh yeah garlan, I was holding a baby and typing with one hand and i don't get much sleep...so there.