Monday, November 21, 2011

Jokes by Darby

Last nite as dinner was winding down (homemade taquitos and Jason's homemade salsa), we were all busting a gut at Darby's jokes. Seriously like hurting cheeks stomach workout laughing. All but Paisley who told us to stop. I think I was laughing at how hard Jason was laughing but seriously haven't laughed that hard as a family for a while. Thanks for the jokes Darby.

It started out simple.

Knock Knock
Who's there
You
You who?
Who are you talking to? You who over there! (And then she would wave)

Luke: You got that from your reading book, I remember that one.
Darby: I know.

And then the night progressed to this...

Why did the man cross the road?
CAUSE THE SHARK WAS CHASING HIM AND TRYING TO GET HIS HAIR OFF TO MAKE HIM BALD AND SNEEZE ON HIM!

We had her tell us that one about five times. Its a keeper.

I'm telling you it was hi-larious.

4 comments:

Nancy Jo said...

I love it when the family laughs together - priceless! Great jokes! I can just hear Darby telling them. Have her call me and tell them to me (if you get a chance).

bro said...

Funny, I like Darby

Lindsey said...

I can imagine you guys all laughing. So fun!

Courtney said...

Too funny.