Friday, May 28, 2010

Why Women Gain Weight

Via an email from my mother....

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and Wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, Educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart i am!

I must be a freaking Genius.

5 comments:

Renee said...

Love that you can still make me laugh! You are too funny!

sara said...

love it!! Thanks for the weight loss tips!!

Tanya said...

ha ha that is so funny.

Nancy Jo said...

It must run in the family.

Sarah said...

I just read this post as I'm sitting down, eating from a pint of Ben and Jerry's "Phish Food" ice cream, and looking at blogs. I think this pint of ice cream is helping my butt look smarter.