Sunday, November 4, 2007
Here's My Beef Quickly Cause I'm Tired
Here are flowers for my poor mom. (and dad) Whose bottom floor was flooded. Ruined the carpet and floors. And not with the good kind of water. Made her ditch church, which is hard to make them do. And whose daughters wished they lived closer so they could come clean crap out with her (not literally). We would be good workers. Seriously I have been wanting to go through your den so I'm sad to miss it. Think of it as a time to purge. If you live by mom, go help her. She is pooped. And you know Lindsey would be especially helpful cause she is the freaking energizer bunny, no joke. Or Tigger or Dash. Sad I only have kids show analogies.
And sorry Courtney you stepped on a nail. That sucks. Jason wants to know if it went all the way through...I guess I should call you cause a blog ain't that personal.
So I checked out this book from the library. I read about it in a magazine...a couple months ago, before Deceptively Delicious came out, the one by Seinfeld's wife. Anywhoo. Smart thinking for me, cause I doubt I'll be able to check that DD book now, it will be on hold til March! So, I thought I'd be able to skim through it real quick and learn some cool tricks to healthify my home. Not so, I think I might have to a book report when I'm finished, cause it will take some time.
Here's my beef with the 15 minutes I've spent with the book (by the way, I like it, and am thinking about buying it if I can get it used cheap on Amazon)
1. I hate when working moms tell me how busy they are (more than me is implied) because they are working mom. Okay, well so maybe I do take a few more naps than you but I'm totally busy. Busy up the waazoo. Why are we all so defensive towards each other?
2. Some recipes just sound gross. Seriously do they work? I'm actually going to have to try and find out. I was hoping I could guess from the look of it.
3. Why aren't all books included with a book on cd inside the cover. that would be brillance. So you could listen on your ipod while you run or listen while you are cleaning. reading is good don't get me wrong, but I would like the option.
I love the idea of getting healthier and who couldn't use more tactics. Heck I need to trick myself cause vegetables just don't always sound appealing to me either. And Jason especially cause he has forgotten what they are.