Monday, October 22, 2007

BREAKING NEWS:
THE PIT BULLS AND THEIR OWNERS HAVE MOVED OUT NEXT DOOR. HIP HIP HOORAH. NO MORE LATE NIGHT PARTIES, LOUSY NEIGHBORS AND FEAR OF MAN EATING DOGS.

WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT. ITS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. ALL THANKS TO
GRANDPA LAWYER MCCOY.

I MET THE OWNERS TODAY AND THEY WERE NICE AND SORRY FOR MY TROUBLE (IE: BITE IN UPPER THIGH). SHE SAID A NEIGHBORS PIT BULL KILLED HER GOLDEN RETREIVER IN FEBRUARY SO SHE WOULD HAVE NEVER LET THEM BE THERE.

THEY PLAN TO UPGRADE THE PLACE AND RENT FOR $2700! MAYBE THEN THEY SHOULD PUT GRASS IN THE BACKYARD AND ADD CENTRAL AIR! BUT THEY MIGHT BE CUTTING DOWN THE TWO BEAUTIFUL TREES IN THE BACKYARD TOO! I WILL BE SO SAD, THERE GOES MY SHADE. I ASKED HER NOT TOO, BUT WE'LL SEE.

HEY ALSO SAID THAT THEIR INSURANCE SUPPOSEDLY CHECKED OUT AND CONFIRMED IT WAS ONE BOXER...LYING INSURANCE. DISHONEST TENANTS. ITS HARD TO READ ALL CAPS, HUH.

ANOTHER DISCLAIMER...I REALLY LIKE DOGS, JUST NOT ONES WHO BITE ME AND SCARE MY CHILDREN.

7 comments:

Heather said...

Yeah,no more dog worries! It's about time. Hopefully you'll get nice, non-vicious dog owning neighbors.

Nash said...

ok if you are comfy leaving your email, then do. I'll give you the scoop on the picture deal.

Nash said...

or email me then I will have it: shanda.nash@hotmail.com

English Garden said...

Yeahh!!

cori said...

i love breaking news. especially about pit bulls.

Amber said...

HOOray!!! No more dogs. We'll pray for good neighbors for you.

Lindsey said...

I can't believe a pit bull killed her golden retriever. Freaky dogs. Glad they are gone though. I wish I could move next door.