Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Scary Stuff

Prepare yourself to witness the two scariest pictures.

The face of one girls possible future.


The Horror The Horror...



And if you are male, you might want to skip this, too graphic...

















Mom, please no, don't let them ever get this big!

AHHH!


Now isn't the irony of life, that what has plagued her mother, will probably skip this girl as the cruel generations do, which means she'll probably be crying to me, the Mongo Woman, about her itsy bitsy teeny weenie....



Now for the cozy fireplace.....





Lethal chimney. Any ideas? Cheap ideas?

Where and why are those gas killing pipes go to? Like the least child friendly thing to my get-into-everything-dangerous children.

SCARY!

6 comments:

Kira =] said...

LOL I love you!! that pic was awesome! that is a freaky looking fireplace, maybe ask gas company to come out and check it for you?

christy said...

if you have a gas fireplace i would definitely have a glass front on it so they can't light anything!
funny pic. i'm sure she'll have boobs. you and your mom both do!

Heather said...

The first picture is too funny!

That fireplace is scary looking. Do you really need a fireplace in CA? I'm not a fan of flames around children or pets. Someone at church has a neat fireplace. It is a screen with a projected picture of flames on it. It was very realistic looking. It even has a heater with a blower to give you the full effect. No idea how much they cost.

Crazy Lady said...

not if the mccoy side gets her :)

mist said...

Can you cap off the pipes and do a wood mantel with a glass front. It would look like a fireplace but not actually work. I can't wait to paint!

Sara Jane said...

http://theletteredcottage.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-82-fireplace-makeover.html

Just copy and paste this. It's on the blog I sent you--the Lettered Cottage. It's a fireplace makeover. Just for an idea. The stone around the fireplace is nice. I don't think you should paint it, but I have zero decorating vision.